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God Demotivational Poster

GODZILLA FACEPALM - When Godzilla gives you the facepalm, you know the fail is epic.

TAGS: godzilla facepalm face palm epic fail
Rating: 3.62/5

Christianity explained -

TAGS: god
Rating: 2.99/5

More motifakes by dave

TerrorAustralis - October 21, 2012, 5:51 am
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:22 pm
Aw, poor rerun... I blame the, um, penguins.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:21 pm
Well, it's at 2.73 - let's blame the jews!
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:10 pm
No, there's a few IP spans that you can tell are fraudulent. I'm not sayin the whole thing is, but there are bad votes here. LoL I estimate 40 bad votes. Maybe less.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:07 pm
Nah, this one is #665... it's been around longer than Culos! (heh heh). And, tons of comments kept it in the eye of users... it's one of the top 10 most commentted posters... wait... are you just talking about Christianity?
thatonechick - June 5, 2010, 11:03 pm
Vote fraud!
deadraisin - May 18, 2010, 4:29 pm
Wow so sad but kinda funny too I am ashamed to say.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 8:17 pm
WTF?! Less tan 3 Lions?!?!?! Something is wrong here... 5 Ls.
nitrocoir - August 22, 2009, 5:50 pm
Explanation: Your doing it wrong!
TheTrashHeap - July 13, 2009, 1:50 am
Much better places to make the funny on this site anyway. Except the ones by batcat
K Wells - June 29, 2009, 5:35 am
Christianity. Keeping the masses compliant for two millenium
weber - June 10, 2009, 5:16 pm
Christianity: Even nine-year olds can see through it
Dan - June 2, 2009, 12:13 am
he looks like he took the biggest **** in his life
Sidahan - May 28, 2009, 5:59 am
than 20.000 years? Ah well f*** it, i won't read the answer anyway.
Sidahan - May 28, 2009, 5:59 am
Joshua is one of the biggest faggots ever to be seen... How about the church SELLING letters so your sins may be kinda removed? And if i remember it right, only Sith think in absolutes! And why is the Bible 2000 years old when humans are around since more
supercheez - May 10, 2009, 1:46 am
c-c-c-combo break!
Gurgle - April 7, 2009, 11:46 am
OoO A bandwagon! *hops on*
Dan - March 28, 2009, 12:32 am
whats all this **** about cheese
Marduke - March 26, 2009, 6:54 pm
Cheddar, Colby-Jack, and good ole fashioned American cheese
LogicDude - March 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
Do you like sliced hard cheeses or the softer varieties like brie?
Fatty - March 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
I like cheese.
Dan - March 21, 2009, 5:18 pm
Why does god not like g** people I mean what did they to him. They didn't do jack **** but he still hates them. I think he might be g** and trying to hide it by saying he hates g** people.
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 11:04 pm
I will always be here, boy. Always. Also, to a lesser extent, it's 'chagrin'.
Joshua - February 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
Sorry to disappoint but much to my shagrin I see that you apparently haven't thrown the towel in either.
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hadn't seen your preachy B.S. anywhere on the site, and I figured you'd finally moved on, much to my delight.
Joshua - February 18, 2009, 6:09 pm
What gave you the impression I was going anywhere?
Elder God Douchebag - February 18, 2009, 12:21 am
Why are you still here, Churchy?
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
happening to them?
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:50 pm
...the minds of men. The question then it seems is do you believe that God inspired men to write His word or did several men over the course of 2 thousand years just pen their thoughts and interpretations of events going on around them and of what was...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:47 pm
.languages? If that is a concept that you cannot grasp then it becomes impossible for you to accept anything the Bible has to say because the Bible itself claims to be a book of truth. I ask you how can it be a book of truth if its contents are scued by
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Is it impossible to believe that if God were to impart His word to mankind and that each individual author of each book penned each word perfectly in the riginal Hebrew and Greek languages, that God would preserve His word as it is translated into other..
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 7:39 pm
Only your last two statements were read by me, but if man will 'translate' from one language to another, a lot of information is lost..and things altered to fit the spread of Xianity
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:18 pm
...would be helpful in explaining why you see names like John that sound European instead of Aqmed.
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:16 pm
...for ourselves. As to the "westernization" of common biblical names understand that Hebrew names like Johannan written in Greek (language of the NT) translated into English would be written as John. Perhaps a study into the origin of these names...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:13 pm
...light there can be no darkness or an intermediate between the two. Either all is light or all is dark. So God is not selfish in punishing those that do not choose Him by confining them to an eternity of death but allows each of us to choose that fate
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:10 pm
...with it. To clear up any questions as to the possibility of an alternative beyond holiness or evil it is clear that there is none to be found. We put holiness or "good" and evil in terms of light and dark. Let it be understood that while ther is...
Joshua - February 17, 2009, 7:07 pm
Well seeing that God is holy and that the counterpart of holiness is evil and that evil only produces destruction it seems that those who do not choose God by default choose evil because there is no gray area also choose the destruction that comes along..
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:36 am
How come so many names in the bible are Westernized names, John, Luke, Matthew etc. and not all Middle eastern ones? Hmm
Fatty - February 13, 2009, 11:32 am
Kind of a conundrum, huh?
Toussaint - February 13, 2009, 11:28 am
I've often wondered how it is Man is given free will, but he has to choose God. If he doesn't, he's threatened with eternal pain for choosing Door #2.
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:39 pm
NOW you're getting it. Besides, my afterlife is better. Everyone gets a beer volcano, and a nachos bush.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:23 pm
Elder God Douchebag forbid that you not make a joke
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:20 pm
Yes. Yes, it does. I've got a very complex belief system instilled in these people, I don't need you f*cking it up.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:19 pm
they ever admit it or not. What is it that offends you about what I am saying? I realize that you and I are at an impass, but does it hurt anyone that I write what I do?
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 9:15 pm
If it mattered that you cared then I would have quit a long time ago and Christianity would have ceased to exist centuries ago if it mattered that people didn't care to listen but the truth must be preached and there are some who are listening whether...
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 9:11 pm
Because having an online name is stupid compared to preaching to people who don't care. =/
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:44 pm
Listen if you don't want to read then make fun of something else, like people that post on blogs with stupid names like "Elder God Douchebag"
Elder God Douchebag - February 12, 2009, 8:41 pm
Seriously, man. Shut the f*ck up. You're not going to convert anyone. Go away.
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:36 pm
...and spare yourself the remorse of disbelieving
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
..while there is still time. He beckons to you now as a Saviour but when He comes again no grace will be found for those who refused Him only judgement, and refusing to believe it will make no difference, I hope you will exercise a little wisdom now
Joshua - February 12, 2009, 8:31 pm
Are you willing to gamble that I am wrong? I suppose that's a rhetorical question if you are likening God to Santa Claus. Believe what you will as will I but that does not change anything. He is real and He is hoping that you will acknowledge that now.
some guy - February 12, 2009, 1:08 am
also i am guessing that u don't believe in Santa Claus right? So how could u believe in a man like god
some guy - February 12, 2009, 1:03 am
i know u don't think your wrong about god and all Joshua but what if your wrong.
Joshua - February 8, 2009, 9:20 pm
... fate as Satan. Are you ready for God to destroy Satan and put and end to evil, and by that I mean are you ready to stand before Christ at His return? At His return there will be no place found for those who rejected Him, are you one of those people?
Joshua - February 8, 2009, 9:18 pm
Because there is an appointed time for that to happen, but for now God is allowing Satan to play his role in this world. The fact is that when God destroys Satan he will destroy the wicked with him and if you are in that number you will suffer the same
Some guy - February 8, 2009, 6:55 pm
If god is so powerful why doesn't he just kill Satan and eliminate all evil from the world. If he is real what the hell is he waiting for?
Satan - January 31, 2009, 4:59 pm
talk about me I'm more interesting also less cruel
shit - January 30, 2009, 12:09 am
wow holy **** jesus f***ing christ most comments i have ever seen on one poster by the way did you guys know that adam and eve were the first pot smokers! witch means that we should smoke weed too, good stuff
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:12 am
I am not joining in the "debate," because there is no need for me to do so. My views are no more important, than any of your own.
Scorpio7 - January 28, 2009, 9:09 am
This is Comment #271. I am curious if this poster has generated the most comments of all 42,094 of them that have been posted, as of this time/date? Is there a poster that has gotten MORE comments than this one?
lolman - January 18, 2009, 10:46 pm
ur all wrong, we are descendants from aliens. Jesus was a carpenter and a magician like David Coppefield - he was a better magician than carpenter thats all. So many gullible people its sickening.
Sean - January 16, 2009, 4:13 pm
started out bored ... ended up insane (?) bye.
Big Daddy - January 16, 2009, 4:09 pm
d*** either i'm insane or really bored because i just read all the comments
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 8:23 pm
You know nothing of me, do you.
Joshua - January 8, 2009, 7:47 pm
God is holy and it is entirely contradictory for God to be perfectly holy meaning He cannot even look upon sin and be perfectly evil too meaning that He would be the epitome of sin.
Elder God Douchebag - January 8, 2009, 1:11 am
I am, as a matter of fact.
Hordika - January 8, 2009, 12:50 am
if "God" is perfect in every possible way isn't he perfectly evil too?
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 10:13 pm
..HOW are we not getting that there is, in fact, only one God, and he's making this post, exactly? Meatbags like you are why I put serious thought into destroying the universe.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:05 pm
...world. We are the ones that make life and all its decisions complicated, we are the ones that hurt one another and bring shame upon our race. He is the only source of good and righteousness for we ourselves possess none and you cannot prove otherwise
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:03 pm
If we were not essentially evil at heart the world for the most part would be without violence and all its requim aside from the violent acts of the mentally insane but lets face it those are few and far between when compared to the entire population of t
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 8:01 pm
Tell me then Miss P who teaches a child how to lie, how to be so territorial over their possessions, or how to become jealous when a sibling receives the attention they once did?
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:59 pm
...something different in regards to attaining eternal life, the nature and character of God, and out responsibilities as His creatures.
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:58 pm
Anyways, as of 4:58 p.m I pronounce this poster dead.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:57 pm
Whether you accept it as truth or not without God we are nothing more than animals. As far as religion goes I agree that it is not the design of God but of man. It makes perect sense that there can only be one source of truth because they all say someth
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:56 pm
Humans are not naturally selfish and evil, that's very barbaric thinking
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:54 pm
...Rather it is the holiness of God that causes man to see his own immorality and do one of two things, either revel in his depravity and delusional state of independence apart from Him or plead and beg God to save him.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 7:53 pm
And you a**ume, friend, that you have the moral capacity to do so without the impression of morality and a positive influence on your life. Believe me without the law given man by God we would not know what sin is or that we have commited such. Rather i
Porcelina - January 7, 2009, 7:20 pm
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 6:13 pm
*your own choices on such matters, it's not a difficult thing to do.
Arctic - January 7, 2009, 6:12 pm
You make an a**umption here, Ernie. There is no reason to think that there can be no society without religion. Direction, discipline and purpose can come from any source. Religion simply codifies these into an easy package. If you care to make your own ch
Ernie - January 7, 2009, 5:59 pm
Whether you believe in God (Allah, Budda, whatever) or not, religion is a social necessity. Removal of religion from society would create an enormous vacuum that would be filled by...what? Religion gives people direction, discipline, and even purpose.
Sean - January 7, 2009, 3:51 pm
And soon enough the next batch of helpful comments, from some other religious dude, will push yours way down past where anyone bothers to go looking for them. The frikken Bible is shorter. And as an atheist I recommend that everyone read it, all of it.
Joshua - January 7, 2009, 3:45 pm
As I wish you peace, but the fact is that this poster will remain here for all to see. Perhaps these comments may change a heart or two but I realize that this is not an arguement to be won neither here or any where.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:58 am
--subject. I'm only trying to point out that a series of comments is, by its nature, not something you can 'win'. I appreciate your sincerity, though. Whenever someone is trying to save my soul, I know they mean well. So, I wish you peace.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 12:56 am
OH, EGD, you crack me up! Joshua, the poster is one point of view. You have another. That's fine. The poster has also been up nearly a year now and you can see by the comments left that we can all see that there are multiple views/beliefs on the subje
Elder God Douchebag - January 6, 2009, 9:49 pm
You rang?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:47 pm
Porcelina there is a hell and I hope you won't be there. Please reason within yourself and see that God is not dead and you know that. Do you really think that there is no God?
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:44 pm
This is dead. ''God is dead, and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there'' Oh, Trent.
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:34 pm
We were talking about circles, remember?
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:32 pm
Well I had hoped to find you here again and I'm glad you didn't disappoint
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 9:19 pm
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 9:00 pm
Besides to whom am I supposed to "preach" to anyway the choir. It does me no good to create my own poster for people to make the exact same statements about.
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:54 pm
...understand how hurtful something like this poster is. Then again it seems that most of you only care about making jokes about all things serious or making idiotic statements like "there is no God" or "shoove a fig tree up your a**."
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:54 pm
...really care if you believe that or not I do and I will not stand by and let someone make fun of Him. He means everything to me and I'm sure that at least some of you have been passionate about something or someone in your life before and can understan
Joshua - January 6, 2009, 8:53 pm
For anyone who became a Christian I'm sure that they were not looking to accept Christ as their Saviour when they did. This poster is a p***ersion of the truth. It's not funny. Although it amuses all of you the fact is He died for us all and I don't re
NREEEOW - January 6, 2009, 8:13 pm
I saw the light! I saw the light! Hallelujiah! No seriously. Shut up Joshua.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 6, 2009, 12:00 am
-- a parody of a motivational poster, then try to be as succinct as the poster itself, maybe even witty or clever, perhaps even make a poster of your own.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:58 pm
--then following your order with a long speech about how you believe that Jesus is your savior. People won't swoon to your preaching, but write you off as a nutcase. It's just the wrong forum and method. If you're going to refute something you found in
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
Joshua, you'll gain no converts here. Comments fields do not lend themselves to theological debates or to preaching. To use them thusly seems like you're just gumming up the works. It's like going into a coffee shop and ordering a cup of coffee and the
Joshua - January 5, 2009, 8:14 pm
How do you see that I am talking in circles?

BACON - God's way of telling us everything is going to be all right

TAGS: god bacon
Rating: 4.85/5

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RedVideo - March 31, 2013, 11:47 pm
...unless you're a pig.
maoworkstwo - September 27, 2012, 10:30 am
Bacon Makes The World Go Round Um Good.
dslohand - September 23, 2012, 7:22 pm
BACON: surely God is a male , he made us BACON.

1911 -

TAGS: 45 1911 god moses holy
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by TheScottsMan

flapinux - April 9, 2012, 7:31 pm
The most powerful weapon in Bad Company 2!
Bolverk37782 - April 2, 2012, 6:52 am
Works well with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 11:06 pm
Well as a "Scottsman" I like Scottish women in plaid bras LOL!!!!!!!!
Budog - March 30, 2012, 5:45 pm
Even as an atheist I like this one... 5L
Rick69 - March 30, 2012, 5:24 pm
Well, TheScottsMan, you had me fooled by your avatar... :O
TheScottsMan - March 30, 2012, 8:39 am
I actually like Glock better, but I must pay homage to the first combat pistol.
lgvernon - March 29, 2012, 10:38 pm

The pistol god, my favorite, my buddy, my friend. 'Glock', you know, is just the sound one of those brand X ones makes when you drop it.

GENESIS - Facebook version.

TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origa***
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting a**...I'm all aboot coveting a**.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.

CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.

MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.

TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.15/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.

FAITHPALM - For epic fail of Biblical proportions

TAGS: jesus god facepalm bible faithpalm fail religion christianity lord
Rating: 4.28/5

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rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:32 pm

sorry face, facepalm
rerun - November 7, 2010, 4:28 pm

can't we stop with these lame faceplant posters?
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:23 pm
Still explains the lisp!
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
goofy granola band
thatonechick - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
Corporate Avenger knew, Grey. :P
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 6:16 pm
Jesus had a lisp? who knew. 5L
Claire - April 14, 2010, 5:43 pm
This is absolute genius!
forseti - April 14, 2010, 5:29 pm
very nice!!

JESUS - Cockroaches do have one too.

TAGS: jesus christ ****roach roach religion christianity god
Rating: 4.03/5

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Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
A perfect a***og.

PLEASE LORD - grant me the ability to punch people in the face over standard TCP/IP.


Clown spiders -

TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm
nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER - Unlike Jesus, he comes with garlic bread and marinara sauce.

IMAGINATION - puts meaning into Chaos

TAGS: god immagination tatoo chaos church
Rating: 4.39/5

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Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 3:43 pm
Just make sure they don't come from those two ;)
changeling - April 18, 2012, 8:28 am
Thanks Man, sure I'm gonna come ;)
M0rd3kaI - April 12, 2012, 5:52 pm
Agreed with Ricky here, good one. Pop into the forum area, might just pick up a few tips.
changeling - April 12, 2012, 12:58 pm
Thank you! Yeah, sorry for that, but this is my first work, I need some practice.. :D
Rick69 - April 11, 2012, 2:27 pm
Very nice... "God is an imaginary friend for grown ups"... Oh yeah, forgot to say Spoiler Alert...

IS THERE A DOG? - The burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist.

TAGS: dyslexic existentialism dog god burning question rnr
Rating: 3.45/5

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Zed - September 12, 2009, 10:08 pm
Nahhh, if it was Nietche, the title should have been "Dog is dead".
RnR - September 15, 2008, 5:09 pm
...there is only causality
Sean - September 15, 2008, 3:16 pm
Hey, great picture and funny text. Kinda reminds me (the picture that is) about the Nietche poster about what "does't kill him turns immediately into mustache". My 5 didn't seem to give it a boost though. Ah well.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 15, 2008, 2:48 pm
That dog looks a lot like Nietzsche. Coincidence?

PROOF OF CREATIONISM? - A Banana Fits in Your Hand But it Also Fits in Your Ass

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 11:27 am
Somehow I knew all this Anti-America drama would boil down to Mark and his avatar. Now look what you did!
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 11:00 am
...so, do your parents argue a lot? you know, being brother and sister and all. The world only hates America because of people like you, go wave a flag you moron
Inferiority complex - April 28, 2009, 10:56 am
Hey Mark, cool pic!! Wow! the american flag AND an eagle looking straight at you! Whoa! That is some cool ****! Personally I woul've squeezed a pic of a bulldozer in the top corner but there you go...
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:32 pm
My my my...such hostility. You have some serious repressed anger issues don't you Tim Tim. I thought you just hated me, but it seems you hate everyone and everything. But buck up there b***ercup. Things will get better after puberty.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 9:06 pm
So does my foot.

RELIGIOUS WARS - Killing each other over imaginary friends

TAGS: religion war god atheism
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by dangeroustalk

Renza - January 21, 2013, 2:43 pm
what war didn't involve religion in some way?
Wheels78 - December 18, 2012, 6:09 am
Hitler was NOT an athiest. That Stalin and Mao were does not prove atheism is tied to evil any more than two evil religious leaders prove religion is tied to evil. What all three of them show is that totalitarianism is evil, all religion is totalitarian.
9559schumem - December 7, 2012, 1:19 pm
I beg to differ. Stalin, Hitler and Mao, the greatest murders of all time, didn't have imaginary friends
ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:38 am
Let the chaos begin!
BlameMachoInchworms - March 10, 2011, 12:39 am
Funny that those of us without those imaginary friends often do not kill each other.

BLACK HOLES - are where God divided by zero.

Parenting -

TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST GOD - It's his fan club I can't stand

TAGS: god church religion
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by TheUserNameLeft

ipaprime - March 25, 2012, 3:33 pm
those who agressivly push their belief/disbielf on any controversiale matter should be put in a 3 year time out
Ragnar - March 25, 2012, 12:20 pm
set a " trespassers will be sh**" sight, works like a charm for me ;-)
maoworks2 - March 25, 2012, 7:45 am
I Agree.
Kilted - March 25, 2012, 12:06 am
HAHAHAHA oh and I live in Utah. Why am I here.
jamesvpiii - March 24, 2012, 8:41 pm
Amen brother :-)

WHEN GODZILLA FACEPALMS - You know the fail is epic

moogles -

TAGS: funny god of war ff7 final fantasy seven 7
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by derrek

Foamy - March 26, 2009, 4:43 am
Why did he hurt the chocobo?

ATHEISM - Checkmate

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


TAGS: gods team 49ers football agnostic
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

ICEMAN - February 6, 2010, 12:37 am
Fact of the matter... The Niners are batting 1.000. Steelers, a mere .857
ANON - November 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
Until now...you were one of my favorite motifakers RON...now...i might be sick...The NINERS??? REALLY? BLAH
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yeah, but I'm ok with that one more than the blatantly piss poor job back then. There were some other questionable calls to end this one as well, not QUITE as bad but yeah....hey THEY SHOULD ONLY HAVE 4!!! f***ers....
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:19 pm
Except are we forgeting that this last superbowl was handed to the Steelers by the Zebras...that was an out of bounds catch that won it for them!
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:17 pm
fitting that they all have determined the outcome of each others Championship records.
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:15 pm
I really do think that the steelers were given the Seattle super bowl. That was by far the most lopsided refereeing I've ever seen. So It could easily still be 5 all. And all three teams have battled it out in some very close games so It's kinda.....
MO - August 30, 2009, 2:09 pm
Well you forgot the eagles...oooops no you didn't!!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 2:07 pm
Ya know MO between the 49ers, the Steelers *my fingers hurt after typing that* and Dallas there are no team that are close to these is superbowl wins
MO - August 30, 2009, 1:46 pm
See now Ron. I disagree whole heartedly. I actually made the trip to Texas Stadium to see a game before it was decommisioned. NIK and I got to see God's team whoop the hell outta the niners. Even though the rivalry has died since "the catch" days....

SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.

TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

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DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!

1st Contact -

TAGS: indian missionary god sin hell
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Ism

nicholsjoshua15 - June 18, 2015, 10:00 pm
So you wouldn't be cutting off your children's heads in order to apease the good of corn.
boston - April 6, 2015, 3:52 pm
d*** good question
concern3 - March 13, 2015, 6:02 am
Excellent 5er


TAGS: god needs some lols too
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Rhinosaurus - August 21, 2010, 2:04 pm
5L Haw, well done as usual. @Bart - Genesis actually.
Ed-Hyde - August 19, 2010, 7:22 am
Amsome. A ton of class A motifakes n cubbyfakes this morning.
Hawamleh - August 19, 2010, 7:09 am
Me being the Inbred Muslim I Am, I Wouldnt Know Levictus if it a** ra**d me.... so yeah.
Bartimaeus - August 19, 2010, 4:09 am
Is this from Leviticus? 5/5
Derek - August 19, 2010, 3:26 am
Engel, angel, ange, ángel argh.
Derek - August 19, 2010, 1:46 am
...and then, the angle dislocated his leg.

Genesis -

TAGS: bible god genesis
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Vanner

manos - January 31, 2014, 11:56 am
haha awesome
EnkryptedSpirit - October 18, 2013, 4:19 pm
Nice one! 5L
nkstokp - October 2, 2013, 12:05 pm
BobbEdwards - September 3, 2013, 9:29 am
Nice. Post it to Religifake too, if you haven't already.

MARINE SNIPER - "You can run, but you'll just die tired!"

C-C-C-COMBOBREAKER - It can end boring dialogue sequences, and speed things along to the fun violent parts we love so much. "Fighty fighty time, blood blood blood!"

TAGS: deadpool plays street figher and is now my god falcon punch
Rating: 4/5

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Zealot - May 19, 2010, 9:56 am
didn't think i would see a funny combo breaker

ATHEISM - It's a non-prophet organization

TAGS: god atheism atheist religion funny humor great
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - October 28, 2009, 11:13 pm
The reports of my untimely demise have been greatly exagerated. BTW, Aggy thanks for laying out the facts on atheism.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:55 pm
Really now? I'll be. In that case... walk away, check... this ain't gonna happen.
CANADA - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
i thought WTFO was unbanned
DreMagnum - October 28, 2009, 5:54 pm
Hes unbanned, just hasnt been seen yet
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Thank you for your time. Enjoy the site.
agdaniele - October 28, 2009, 5:51 pm
Check yourself... where do I start? You are defining agnostic. Atheism is, in fact, the belief in the nonexistence of any deities (which would include God). Secondly, WTFO does not exist on this site anymore... so, replying to a May posting won't help.
check your facts - October 28, 2009, 5:43 pm
WTFO I hate to break this to you, but you are the ignorant here. Atheism is lack of belief in god. It's not claiming to know there is no god. There's a big difference.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 11:29 pm
Right, Islam. Or were you talking about the US?
agdaniele - May 31, 2009, 5:04 pm
Agreed, but one specific religion is allowed to control a LOT of censorship and government still. That is a hard fact.
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
the answer is stupid. Freedom of religion (or lack there of) should be respected, period!
WTFO - May 31, 2009, 5:02 pm
Overzealous atheists to me are just as ignorant as overzealous religious people. Everybody has the right to believe whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Nobody will absolutely know the truth until they die so aggressively stating you know
Hughe Jorgan - May 31, 2009, 5:53 am
Atheists Rule!
Canuck - May 27, 2009, 12:38 am
In the same way that blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Sigh - April 26, 2009, 3:25 pm
Atheist: Cleaning up behind Messiamessys since the dawn of Time
firefly - April 21, 2009, 7:47 pm
Quote "I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!" Only because fences are usually 6 foot high.
savanna - April 20, 2009, 11:39 pm
lol that's soo true
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
I'm agnostic... so I'm above all of this!
gggggg - April 6, 2009, 3:47 pm
We are all a**holes, regardless.

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD - Or at least a fat and happy Buddha ...

KARAOKE - And on the 7th day god created earplugs

GOD MODE - Quantum mechanics is life's cheat code.

TAGS: doctor manhattan dr dr watchman watchmen god mode godmode
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:01 am
I don't mind the movie, it is some of the actors in the movie is really dumb.
HATER - July 27, 2009, 2:34 pm


TAGS: god
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by ROCKY

Satanophile - November 14, 2012, 8:54 am
Hahaha, Hitler still has a higher KD 6 million to one.
bOB cHIN - June 23, 2009, 4:10 pm
Ok, time for this one to be turned over in the compost heap. I think we should look at who's keeping score? I think that Satan has some of his "off the books", so I'm not really sure that this is a good arguement. But Mother Nature FTW!
pwnjesus - October 30, 2008, 10:27 pm
Nero - August 25, 2008, 11:51 am
Hell yeah Stryder. All hail the FSM!
Stryder - August 11, 2008, 2:33 pm
Pastafarianism rules....behold his noodly appendage
Captain Douchebag - July 15, 2008, 11:45 pm
I find good, old-fashioned voodoo to work.
... - July 15, 2008, 10:51 pm
Wow... that's kinda... Yeah. Could try Sun Worship again, but everyone blames Skin Cancer on that... Hmm... So many gods, so many murders. V_V
RnR - July 7, 2008, 5:55 pm
moot point.. Chuck pwns them both
Badger - July 7, 2008, 5:34 pm
Satan tortures and God is always Smiting people. so any way you're f***ed anyway.
Max - April 27, 2008, 4:53 pm
Hmm...yeah...I'll take Satan, kthnx. God is too preachy. Besides, as the Holy Bibble clearly shows, Satan is one cool dood.

Fossils -

TAGS: bible jesus god stupid atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

VivaLaBukkit - October 12, 2010, 8:52 am
haha so logical
Nigga - September 29, 2009, 3:31 am
Fkn Sad Is what this poster is

POWER... -

TAGS: power kill person everyone god
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - April 16, 2012, 5:11 am
No worries; check your PM inbox. Mind you, it's 1920x1200 pixels... That's a massive picture... Enjoy that fight stick... ; )
K0rNb4LL - April 16, 2012, 12:41 am
Do you have the origional pic this was made from? When I saw it the first thing I thought was that it'd look great on a custom fight stick but to use it as is I'd have to stretch it out and that always kills the quality.
Rick69 - April 7, 2012, 9:27 am
Having done much research & spent much time on this matter; I can conclusively say, it is not I who is God #1 ... :)
WILEKOYOTE - April 7, 2012, 6:30 am
who is god #1 ??
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
M0rd3kaI - April 3, 2012, 6:00 am
I thought it's supposed to be the 21st of December 2012?? or are you referring to the nonsense of believing the earths demise due to a prophet?? (Or Mayans in this case) And don't worry, I'm already standing in line XD
caveman - April 2, 2012, 10:23 pm
This is the be5t one i've seen in a while, fav'd
Reality Lord - April 2, 2012, 8:59 pm

get in line mord...dec 22 2012 is coming up fast.
Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 6:05 pm
... ... ... OK ... I guess I have something to look forward to now... ... ...
SteveFurlong - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
Those are the words I live by. I'll become the Earthly avatar of Cthulhu, and then EAT YOU ALL!
M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
I'm going to be God someday then. 5 Mass extinctions

RELIGION - God made me an atheist Who are you to question his wisdom?

TAGS: god religion atheist
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:26 am
I question what I believe's ain't not true.
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:14 am
I...CAN'T...HANDLE...THE...CONTRADICTION *head explodes*
LLmayhem - March 23, 2012, 3:06 pm
thank you!
GaryO - March 23, 2012, 8:14 am
Love a good twist
maoworks2 - March 23, 2012, 7:24 am
Good One.

DO-IT-YOURSELF PROJECT - In matters of faith, God has already completed the project. (if it's not broke, don't fix it)

TAGS: do it yourself god jesus faith project cross
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Sean - November 22, 2010, 3:25 pm
And in the final panel, it looks like he's just popped a cross shaped ... well, you know?!
Scott Wood - November 21, 2010, 3:51 pm
If you're lugging that book around and following it by rote, yeah - it fits. Lugging the means of your own demise around to hinder your progress. It fits.
Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:06 pm
What looks like a forced march to your own crucifixion might somehow be in your best interests, but you just can't see it.
twihater2 - March 12, 2010, 11:19 am
Not about thinkers being alone, or about control. Its about accepting that His plan for us might not be pleasant always, but there is a purpose to all things that sometimes we are too shortsighted to see. Making it easier now might make it hard later.
Hasbunmb - January 24, 2010, 9:58 am
Fortuneatly, what are the odds you'll be meandering around the grand canyon carrying a cross?
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 6:16 pm
Ummmm, have you ever been to church? That is the central message of all major religions! "Do what we say that the bible/koran/etc. says and don't question us. ever. for any reason.
IllicoPresto - December 29, 2009, 6:09 pm
Oh, I get it. God wants you to suffer without knowing why. And the person who thinks for themselves and tries to better their lives, will be punished and left alone. What a wonderful message.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:08 pm
And why is it shaped like a crass anyways if all you need is a plank? Are they planning on crucufying someone later? I'd say that the poster advocates poor carpentry practices. The Christians I know are way smarter than that.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 4:06 pm
So why did those selfish bastards ahead of him refuse to let him walk across one of theirs? It's called sharing. This poster is viciously anti-christian, and that's jsut plain wrong.
Chopperliscious - November 13, 2009, 12:01 pm
I like the way he has managed to motifake a Christian message, without p***erting it, yet still making it work. I give it five for that alone. I will also give five to the person who CAN p***ert it (WITHOUT tunneling). How about - p***-Bear meets Jesus?
Jmac0585 - November 13, 2009, 11:30 am
Don't know where this come from but, 5/5, brother.
aerofiend - November 13, 2009, 11:20 am
This is the second of these comics that I have seen here, and I swear to you they've made more sense than every sermon that I've ever been to. Thanks mate.


TAGS: japan tsunami godzilla earthquake
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - March 13, 2011, 5:49 pm

PREJUDICE - Isn't it about time We hear his side of the story? Being fair is a good thing right?

TAGS: god devil humans heaven hell
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - December 6, 2011, 10:17 am
I added the text myself
HypercatZed - August 24, 2011, 2:05 pm
I usually don't like motivational posters that use a text as pic. But this one is so great.



TAGS: god heaven creation spirituality supernatural
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by acegik

Vinxman - December 29, 2012, 4:57 pm
The more pollution, the more colorful the sunset. God is pro-pollution. *The more you know.*
MissPriss - December 29, 2012, 2:51 pm
No matter who or what did it, it was created. And in my eye, I judge it beautiful. 5L
PapaFox - December 29, 2012, 12:29 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Nature is not inherently beautiful, it is we who judge if it is beautiful.
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2012, 12:13 pm
So, you've decided this view is "beautiful"? Would you still think so if it happened in an instant and was followed by a mushroom shaped cloud?
Sho - December 29, 2012, 12:10 pm
Electricity was 'discovered' by accident
robbidos - December 29, 2012, 12:03 pm
accident implies someone was trying to do something
CloudchaserS - December 29, 2012, 10:54 am
You should also submit this to Religfake
Kstoker - December 29, 2012, 10:42 am
It's all accidental


TAGS: a rhino will never be a unicorn just like man will never be god hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:51 pm
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:46 pm
I have a similar theme I was working on (diff pic) Now I will have to go back to the drawing board. (sigh) 5 new beginnings
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:04 pm
And Aggy, Sure Man, You're the Alpha, Nothing would have happened if it Weren't For You. Now Go Back To Mr.Guinness, He Says There Is Something You Must discuss.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:03 pm
Thank You
rerun - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm

nice work hammy
ICEMAN - November 5, 2010, 8:44 pm
To thine own self be true X 5. Nice work Hammy.
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:30 pm
LOL! They all say they like it, but I approved of it first. So there!
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 7:57 pm
Thanks Guys, and pwees no-one can Defeat Me At Bad Spelling And Grammer..
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROR! Your comment makes you sounds as dumb as me RL, i swer i can spell. (Thank goodness there wasn't a spelling/ grammar test to becoming a mod or i wouldn't have even tried.
Reality Lord - November 5, 2010, 7:50 pm

what the faceman said...ditto.
Faceplant31 - November 5, 2010, 7:46 pm
This is donw pretty d*** well hammy, good job. 5
forseti - November 5, 2010, 7:44 pm
"like man will never be god >HAMMY


TAGS: god jokers surround himself marian
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by mariand

rodangol - March 4, 2012, 1:28 pm
Nice new take on it
carebear - March 3, 2012, 8:23 pm
(carebear BANNED)
mariand - March 3, 2012, 6:02 pm
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:41 pm
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 4:54 pm



TAGS: god fishing lie swear big
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
but the you let it go and off it went with your cr5ss
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:10 pm
Finally explained

AND YOU QUESTION GOD - WHY ME? - Always look at the bigger picture.

TAGS: god jesus stones problems why bigger picture
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Todd Snyder

Lincoln - May 2, 2010, 3:39 pm
Ah, apologetics in me***horic form. Gotta love it.
Insaniac - December 28, 2009, 9:47 pm
The f***ing truth... Luv it. 5 Ls
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:25 am
I love this place, I can laugh my a** off and be mortified all in the same breath. Thanks manic, porcelina, sean and Ag
manicbranic - November 17, 2009, 9:43 am
soooo..... rocks are no good against zombies now?
Porcelina - November 15, 2009, 7:59 am
OMG, AG, really, Sean put it best.
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:36 am
Uhmmm ... ewwwww. (That includes the pun.)
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 12:11 am
It's a flavor savior.
Sean - November 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Does this poster also mean that to be a good Christian you have to sport of molester-stache?
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:26 pm
Your avatar doesn't seem to be suffering at all... so, I'm good with it. The personality side, hell... like any italiang girls I've ever known... any day of the month.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:24 pm
yeah, blood, cramps and pimples. :) it's cute.
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 11:22 pm
I fail to see why not. It's charming.
Porcelina - November 14, 2009, 11:20 pm
..... I just shouldn't go on this site when I'm PMSing.
Sean - November 13, 2009, 6:03 pm
It's "creator" notwithstanding, this WAS irony, right?
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:54 am
Awesome. 5L
Sean - November 11, 2009, 12:38 am
Hilarious. Well done.


FAITH - "Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile." --Kurt Vonnegut

TAGS: kurt vonnegut faith bible jesus god stupid indoctrination creationists atheist christian scientists religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.67/5

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Be scared - October 31, 2008, 6:04 pm
Of whatever you can't understand because your too dense to give any thought...

GREEN BEER - So even your puke can be festive.

BEER - "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

TAGS: beer god loves us
Rating: 3.48/5

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R.S.Jake - December 18, 2009, 6:28 pm
Well, any thought that involves Beer is a happy one for me. except for that one night...ugghh, I don't want to think about that night.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:13 pm
I'd prefer the brunette, but I'd probably settle for any of them tonight.
Derek - December 18, 2009, 5:24 pm
A very happy thought. A good quote to make when next you're in a pub.


TAGS: god bless our troops sh**tyz
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Shottyz

wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the ph**o are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!

GAME OVER - The whole world will convert to Atheism within a month

TAGS: atheism god bacon
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by motinet

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:43 pm
It's a trap oh god run for your lives! its just a portal to hell... With NO BACON
culos - June 30, 2010, 3:38 am
Something doesn't add up.... Those who reject Christ as our savior are for a good percentage Jewish. Last time I checked they can't have bacon. Guess this is just another Catholic mind-play!
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:09 pm
could be a trap. i never got bacon 'till now!
Ed-Hyde - June 29, 2010, 2:51 pm
That's just not fair at all!
Bakstabr - June 29, 2010, 12:22 pm
That right there......that's just pure evil. And yet.......I do love me some bacon.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 10:31 am
Could I possibly get Canadian Bacon?

THUNDER - happens when God kicks out a WICKED-ASS drum solo!!


FIRE TORNADOS - Is how you know that God hates you


TAGS: sad god cruel memories old
Rating: 3.7/5

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Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
Pretending to be a chick.... great Hobby..
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 9:30 pm
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 9:26 pm
Briton of Mooooooooooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 9:24 pm
I'm not a woman...I just pretend to be one on the internet.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 11:58 pm
Scaring mo+ off is like Dividing by Zero. We Know its Not Gonna happen we are still scared ****less from it..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 11:10 pm
Yes Mooooooooooooooooooo is a woman. We only have a few around here so don't scare her off.
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 11:04 pm

lmfao @ mooooooooooooooooooo. curious mooooooo, something tells me chic....yes? ok ok the spider thingy. very nice Haw...per usual. i wanna re-do my god poster. is it allowed?lol
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 9:51 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 9:21 pm
Hi! I'm Mooooooooooooooooo don't try to "get" me....I drink too much and rarely make sense. Also, SPIDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 9:08 pm
i dont get it..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2010, 8:50 pm
Do or do not, there is no "try"......Yoda.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:45 pm
Agreed ..
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2010, 8:33 pm
Lets not get into a "god" discussion folks. They never go well.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:31 pm
Gs Wise As usual... Random, This Poster Dosnt Blame god for what has been taken away, it blames god for not letting us forget..
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 8:29 pm
a hard ***k knows no conscience, GS 69
RandomPixilator - June 28, 2010, 8:25 pm
A man's own folly ruins his life, yet his heart rages against the Lord. Prov 19:3

ZEUS - Weak-minded people once fervently insisted he was real too.

TAGS: god atheism christian christianity xtian xtianity zeus myth mythology religion stupid muslim jew jewish judaism
Rating: 3.02/5

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Aurielius - September 2, 2015, 8:12 am
Agreed, also throw in Political Theory, Cosmology, Medicine and Mathematics.
Bah - December 1, 2009, 1:27 am
What with their inventing of logic, philosophy and science.
what? - July 14, 2009, 8:45 pm
i didnt know the greek were weak minded

SATISFIED - the day I realized I was god was when I was praying to him, and realized i was talking to myself

TAGS: satisfied god man commi3
Rating: 4.06/5

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mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 12:03 pm
mariand - October 23, 2011, 7:47 am
almo5t true


TAGS: religions faith indoctrination god atheism
Rating: 4/5

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Hawamleh - July 22, 2011, 7:54 pm
Verdeckt - July 22, 2011, 7:21 am
5weet pic


TAGS: godzilla tokyo blue oyster cult
Rating: 3.04/5

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super - May 5, 2009, 5:17 am
needs more longcat
... - August 29, 2008, 12:41 am
Ugghh...Enough with the tunnels, K-Dog...

1+1=4 - Consistent With the Rest of Christian Logic

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 2.84/5

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Zagato - March 7, 2010, 7:40 pm
"For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." I really don't see how that says you can't be g**. i'm not g**, but it's still not telling me i can't be.
agdaniele - April 13, 2009, 9:33 pm
Only on fridays.
Nonsense - April 13, 2009, 8:25 pm
Bah! In a world where prophets and miracles exist, Christians could make 2+2=... FISH!
HAHA - March 13, 2009, 11:02 am
Zed you are full of total **** now back in the closet Fag!!!!!!!
Zed - December 16, 2008, 10:22 am
You don't have to be g** to know the poster (and the mentality behind it) is total ****.
punk monkey boy - December 1, 2008, 12:04 am
Wait... so are all of you g**? Cuz you're bustin this poster like you are against what it says.
judas - November 2, 2008, 12:52 am
lol @ christian tards
Shtoink - October 29, 2008, 2:21 am
i think its funny people can sit out there and do this seriously. and those arent division signs! they are ratios :D
Culos - October 28, 2008, 5:41 pm
This is advanced Math. 1+1=4 is easy but what about 2 divided by 24 or worse 19 divided by 4 minus 6?
Praying - October 28, 2008, 3:46 pm
Praying for you, not just your logic, but your reading and math skills too.



TAGS: god creation did too
Rating: 3.92/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:55 am
Well done
Zetmonk - January 11, 2012, 5:13 am
Nice one! Way too clever to be offensive. ;-)
maoworks2 - January 10, 2012, 5:37 pm
One Up !

The Bible -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church baptist westboro
Rating: 3.15/5

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Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:22 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
Pathetic - February 11, 2009, 10:21 am
Many noted historians from the area and time where "jesus" lived, and not 1 wrote a single thing about him.....Santa makes more sense then Jesus.
4real - February 3, 2009, 12:01 pm
So f***ing true.
Meh - December 24, 2008, 11:32 am
Ah you miss the point, not meant to scientifically accurate. And any Christian who says otherwise is a little deranged. That however doesn't mean that some of the contents isn't historically accurate.
Highlord - November 16, 2008, 7:59 am
speaking from experience, you seem to be

DEFYING GODS - How to avoid Jesus

TAGS: jesus defying gods
Rating: 4.02/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 6:19 pm
You have to be creative and unique here. If not funny
caveman - April 14, 2012, 2:57 am
I'm just saying that you'll find plenty of posters that did well that basehed or poked fun of one form of religion or another. This poster just wasn't creative and thus the low vote
Bizy - April 14, 2012, 1:41 am
Are so sure caveman I also posted this on reddit/funny/atheism and it did well also got upvoted... :/
caveman - April 13, 2012, 11:26 pm
Trust me, it's not the atheism/religion thing that got this voted down.
Bizy - April 13, 2012, 10:28 pm
hmmmm I guess there aren't that many atheists on motifake. O well it was worth a sh**.


TAGS: mcdonalds adam vs god maccas
Rating: 3.12/5

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Renza - January 23, 2013, 8:57 am
Everyone knows that Jesus is a gardener
KoU - January 12, 2012, 11:23 am
Ahahahahaha Amazing!


TAGS: god you me coke pepsi
Rating: 4.5/5

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whocares0 - May 12, 2011, 4:25 pm
Thats my new phrase!! 5 lols out of 5.

STATISTICS - Wait you are going to tell me that god loves me?

Prayer -

TAGS: jesus god stupid atheist religion
Rating: 3.35/5

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LogicDude - May 24, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hello aptly-named commenter! If you look at the older posts before BHO was elected you'd find the exact reverse of what you said to be true. Spend more than 10 minutes on the site next time.
dickhed - May 24, 2009, 12:11 pm
If you say anything against 1) Democrats 2) blacks and/or 3) God, then you're in! Racist Republican atheists, this is your clubhouse.

COURAGE - Apparently it's as easy as running away from a fight

TAGS: courage link zelda farore goddess wind
Rating: 2.9/5


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

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SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


TAGS: jersey shore god hurricane sandy
Rating: 4.5/5

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Bolverk3778 - October 31, 2012, 8:41 pm
Must Agree. 'Jersey Shore' Gets my vote for the worst Tv Prog of all time. But on the up side the unemployment rate in NJ is about to plummet fallowing the wake of Sandy.

BROTHERLY LOVE - God made us brothers, but Prozac made us friends.

TAGS: brother love god prozac smile
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:38 am
I think this is fabulous! 5 meds. for you.

RAGE - Because running out of things to kill can be quite frustrating.

TAGS: kratos anger rage god of war kill killing frustration running out
Rating: 3.93/5

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wampyre - December 17, 2009, 11:58 am
in his case true, very true

KRATOS - Showing the Gods of Olympus Why not to piss off a Spartan Since 2005

IN JAPAN - It's not enough to be an atheist. You have to involve robots, too.

TAGS: japanese robot god jesus doris
Rating: 3.26/5

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TigerKid - March 31, 2009, 10:59 pm
Weird-adjective 1. involving or suggesting the supernatural; unearthly or uncanny 2. fantastic; bizarre 3. See Japan


TAGS: god freddy mercury aids
Rating: 2.83/5

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BuZZbomb - July 12, 2009, 12:02 am
Abbreviated G.O.D.? g** Old Dude?
MO - July 11, 2009, 10:20 pm
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If he liked pusssy he'd still be with us!
dfdfffffffffffddddddfdfdf - June 2, 2009, 7:02 am
that looks more like an Elizabethan era Freddy


TAGS: leather skin smoking goddess
Rating: 4.87/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 20, 2012, 11:06 pm
I thought it was Keith Richards, in drag again.
bangoskank - August 23, 2010, 2:31 pm
LOL 5L's
pzykosiz - August 23, 2010, 12:20 am
nice. 5l's
spacedog - August 23, 2010, 12:13 am
*hack, cough, wheeze* 5L

NICE SEAN - real nice

TAGS: sean god
Rating: 4.69/5

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Sean - April 29, 2011, 2:40 pm
Nooooooo, the would-be saint has to perform the miracles. I'm just tthinkin' God should be held to at least that high a test.
Airman - April 29, 2011, 11:54 am
just what we need.. Saint Sean
Sean - April 29, 2011, 11:42 am
Hey, it takes three miracles to become a saint, so I don't think I'm being unreasonble here.
Reality Lord - April 29, 2011, 7:08 am


SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.

TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

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MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.

GOD'S FURY - Never Piss Him Off

TAGS: lighting storm fury god
Rating: 4.2/5

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spypengen - March 16, 2012, 9:11 am
@carebear either way im hiding *hides under rock*
gas - March 15, 2012, 6:14 pm
LOL carebear! xD
carebear - March 14, 2012, 8:15 pm
(carebear BANNED)


TAGS: god bark tree nature blonde
Rating: 4.12/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 8, 2013, 12:02 pm
Okay, then what about a ******** ***** **** **************? Don't bother figuring it out, I just hit the asterisk key several times randomly. Lol. Good job on le poster.
Sho - August 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
a b**** is a dog. period.


TAGS: god jesus christian christianity atheist
Rating: 4.63/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2011, 5:44 pm
Jesus and Satan are both called "the morning star", so maybe he IS the anti-Christ.
Jalozyin - September 29, 2011, 10:40 pm
I was going to say it was fake, but after Googling Jesus.. Well, yeah. 5L's

LEMONS - When God gives you lemons You find a new God!

TAGS: lemons god
Rating: 4.12/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:44 pm
I like lemons...but those aren't from God
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 2:26 pm

FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?

ALL GODS CHILDREN ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL - Most, are in fact, barely presentable

SLAYER - Even God Listens To Them So STFU Fundies

TAGS: god slayer
Rating: 2.34/5

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Porcelina - September 29, 2008, 7:19 pm
god has an ironic sense of humor =]

DOGS - Mans best friend Gods faithful servant And cats worst nightmare

TAGS: cats vs dogs god
Rating: 4.18/5

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Verdeckt - October 20, 2011, 4:14 pm
You should submit this picture to both Dig my Dog & Military Lulz :)

ADDICT - I'm not what I ought to be, but thank God I'm not what I used to be

ATHEISM - Zeus does not approve

TAGS: atheism god zeus
Rating: 3.76/5

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Krissie - September 23, 2012, 12:22 am
Eh, if this were true, his lightning bolt would've done me in a looong time ago :P
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2012, 12:51 am
We are ALL atheists, but some of us take it one god farther.

LOGIC - God created it, so God can hack it on it's basics. Problem? The Big Boss asked us just blind faith, not brain efforts!

TAGS: god trinity logic faith religion
Rating: 3.73/5

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ReligiousWar - September 24, 2012, 5:35 am
Makes sense to me.

THE PEOPLE OF EARTH - The eleventh commandment hath arrived...

HEAVEN - Full of Severed Baby Heads

TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 2.93/5

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. - July 23, 2009, 5:25 pm
whoa...what is on the left guy's shirt?
Hector - February 20, 2009, 4:03 pm
Jesus Cheeseheads.
DonRAMON - December 31, 2008, 3:00 pm
WTF the triforce!!!!
irken20 - December 28, 2008, 9:02 pm
i agree with P.I. Archer. when i saw it i went TRIFORCE!!!!! aaaaand..scared the crap out of everyone in the house-but you know!
Ag218 - November 3, 2008, 12:48 am
I don't think that's it. Those are the foam cheese blocks that Green Bay Packer fans wear...
P.I. Archer - October 28, 2008, 3:47 am
Did anyone else automatically a**ume Jesus was representing the different parts of the Triforce when they saw this, or was it just me?

AIR GODZILA - You know you want it.

TAGS: godzilla basketball doris funny comics
Rating: 2.83/5

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Bob Chin - January 5, 2009, 3:16 pm
Amsome pic, spelling Godzilla wrong in the caption, unforgiveable. Two and a half tail slaps MWLF!!!

NOW THAT... - is more like it.

TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're f***in' annoying. screw off, dude.


TAGS: mrm god zap
Rating: 4.59/5

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TAGS: god religion
Rating: 3.92/5

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maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:23 pm
Sweet !

IF GOD EXISTED - This Is How He Feels About You ...